got powned by my 12 yr old daughter

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  1. nun puncher

    nun puncher Well-Known Member

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    1st I'm sure it's no suprise that I'm a horrible parent ...just getting that out of the way..took my daughter to guitar center to buy some new classical guitar strings. .short fat girl behind counter couldn't reach up high where the strings were..she grabed this poll with a grabber thing on end and started failing at getting 2 packs for me..the young dude who said he normally works that section walked up with his manager. .he stopped on my left ( the opposite side my daughter was on)and said haha look at maci she looks like one of those kids playing those Stupid games where you pay to win a stuffed animal but you can't win cause the fucking game is rigged.....so I thought I would make my daughter uncomfortable and I said ..really Dude that type of language in front of my daughter ..( fully expecting my daughter to bust out laughing and we would all chuckle)..yuk....but no without missing a beat she breaks out in tears and says daddy and throws her arms around me. ....now I'm freaking out ..the young dude is panicking saying I'm so sorry I didn't see her behind you ..his manager is saying sir I'm so sorry is she gonna be ok?.. I end up getting my strings for free and watching my daughter bust out laughing as soon as we got next to my truck in the parking lot ....I told her I think my days of fucking with her are over .
     
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    Your daughter is going to go far in life. I like her.
     
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    Dude at least give me the real one not that pc version
     
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    Lies make baby Jesus and child raping Mohammad cry.
     
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    Your a good man!!
     
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    Tell them your daughter is now emotionally distressed and sue them for 50 billion dollars.
     
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    I agree with your point.
     
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