Got stung by a bee on the back of my neck today. First time ever.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Fucking bee got stuck in my Mun, and fucking stung me today on the back of my neck.

    I didn't know WTF was happening, so I just started to run up and down the piers, screaming like a scared 12 year old girl.


    Then, 10 minutes later, when I calmed down a little bit, I pulled the bee out of my hair.


    It was totally horrible. :c



    I even stepped on the bee afterwards, because he was suffering. :smile:
     
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    You should have jumped in the water.
     
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    Cut your hair.
     
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    working"on the piers"is not for you
     
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    San Diego Wet Mop Bee
     
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    wtf is his Mun?
     
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    I remember running towards the flag football field in gym class and a goddamn yellow jacket stung me in my neck. My neck swelled up instantly and it was hard to breathe.
     
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    It works in the cartoons.
     
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    U told one of the bleak football players U got stung on your dick and had him suck the poison out didn't U o_O
     
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    You should go for sting therapy.
     
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    WTF?
     
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    Oof and ugh.
     
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    Did the bee catch osteoporosis?
     
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