Got This At The Beer Store Today For $1.97

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  1. blairg

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    It has 9 leds in it and a life time warranty. Never need to replace the batteries. It's bright as shit too, great for a power outtage.
     
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    ...or inserting into your bum. ;)
     
  3. blairg

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    :nono:
     
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    In the same sense that you "never need to replace the batteries" in EVERY FLASHLIGHT EVER... if you don't mind when it stops working.
     
  5. blairg

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    time will tell :dontcare:
     
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    eww. you nasty. :nono:
     
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    What is the purpose of a beer store selling flashlights, pray tell?
     
  8. blairg

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    it's tiny do, that pic is pretty much real size, also, note the badass belt clip
     
  9. blairg

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    they sell lots of stuff, ice, tshirts, hats, coolers, bottle openers.
     
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    I thought it was gonna be one of those lights with a low powered generator built in. Otherwise, how could it possibly work? Besides, if such technology existed, I think there's be a lot better uses for it than a $2 flashlight...
     
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    If you wanted to get serious...

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    You thought it was a Fleshlight, didn't you? :c
     
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    You need to attach it to a hat.
     
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    or a helmet, whatever.
     
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    pics please! TIA :yay:
     
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    I'm just reading the packaging bro :dontknow:. It's got 3 triple a rayvox batteries in it
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    tomorrow, I forgot my cell phone at home today :mad:
     
  20. Peau de Soie

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    If we're serious here, LEDs last a very long time in producing "usable" light on low battery power, rather than the useless yellow that incandescents degrade into. But they will drop off and die like everything else.