got this powerful laser from wicked lasers.. wow, probably shouldnt have

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  1. wthierry

    wthierry New Member

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    looks like this: [​IMG]

    and it can do this:

     
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    That's an expensive lighter ...
     
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    wthierry New Member

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    not my video, I havent done much with it yet other that point it at the paper it came with, and it burnt a hole through it. Im thinking I might have to get rid of it, scares me
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What's the radiation level coming out of that thing? My cat's laser mouse toy has radiation.
     
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    You could burn holes in people's clothes while in line at the store.
     
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    http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/Spyder_III_Pro_Arctic_Series-96-37.html

    not sure the radiation, but there are all kinds of warnings about abusing it, and instant blindness

    from their web site:

    Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to 1W of laser power. At close range, this Class 4 beam will cause immediate and irreversable retinal damage. Use with extreme caution and use only when wearing proper safety goggles with an O.D. of 3+ is required and 4.4+ for longer exposures. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class 4 Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.
     
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    I think we're going to have a new 'worst masturbation story' real soon.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What if you try to whiten your teeth with it and burn them? Cross the beam with someone else's laser and do some Ghostbuster type stuff. This is awesome.
     
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    Will you soon be in the "Howard Sterns Nastiest Penis Scar" Contest ?
     
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    i looked at the pointer mark on the wall without the glasses on, this is no toy. You can see the beam in the air in complete daylight.
     
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    I plan on sticking it up my ass to get things all warmed up!
     
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    I have no need for that thing, cannot possibly think what I could use it for, yet I am uncontrollably drawn to buying one.
     
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    yea, me either. Now I have it, and am pretty scared of it....
     
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    Get a disco ball and wreak some havoc.
     
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    Next project? Double O R2, SuperSpy! With Lazer Action!
     
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    How far away can it burn something? :scratch: :hhh:
     
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    on youtube some guy burned one of those red plastic cups from like 18 feet away
     
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    So how much shit have ya burned so far ? :hhh:
     
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    I damn well know what I'd use it for! I bet those squirrels would learn real quick that birdfeeders burn like a motherfucker! And those damned groundhogs would finally move away. :hhh:
     
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    My luck the damn squirrel would burst into flames and run across the road in front of someone, and I'd be doin' 3 to 7 for animal cruelty in pound-me-in-the-ass prison. :ohnoes::hump: