Got yanked off the roller coaster at Marine Land and beaten badly

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    Was sitting in the rollercoaster on the platform waiting for it to take off with my friend Randy, and this family of asian tourists with 4 kids, pulled me out of the coaster by my hair and dragged me onto the platform and kicked the living shit out of me after I refused to take a picture for them. Fuck them, I'm not about to take a pic of a bunch of greasy cat eating chinks. I wanna ride the rail dammit!

    I'm posting from the hospital in Toronto and am pressing charges. Just got off the phone with my lawyer Donnie Dipietro and he thinks we have a lawsuit on our hands :cheer:

    These chinks MUST be stopped, I can't take it any more. :bsod:

    Pls send me your well wishes while I recover.
     
  2. JJR

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    [video=youtube;nW7C9lnTyWo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7C9lnTyWo[/video]
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    wow these dont get old at all
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Prolly Japs. They love pictures.
     
  5. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member

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    Did you get any video? Fuckin gooks!
     
  6. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    You can't go wrong with Donnie Dipietro- one of the best.
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    was this predicted in a fortune cookie?
     
  8. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    chinkie akenz and the v-unit strike again
     
  9. Krusty

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    You should've taken the piefaces' picture. Let that be a lesson to you .
     
  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i hope they ass raped you with their blurry needle dicks
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I thought Marine Land was in Niagara Falls?
     
  12. DarkFriday

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  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    That's what you question out of everything he said? :jj:
     
  14. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    Come on Swayze we all know your proud papa what did u have a boy or a girl? Did you faint when your wife delivered. Now you and Snookie are parents way to go swayze way to go
     
  15. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    :facepalm:
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    The term "Gook" is reserved for Koreans. Swayze implied they offender were Chinese ("Chinks"). Get it right, Reggie.
     
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    Excellent thread. I am so in...
     
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    I love her. :wub:
     
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    Cat schtick > this schtick
     
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    Brooke Hogan in 3 years. :emperor: