Government Releases TERRIFYING Fireworks Safety Video

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    The Consumer Product Safety Commission just released the scariest film of the summer–their annual fireworks safety video.

    In case you were planning on leaning over fuses and using your hand as a launch pad this weekend, you may want to reconsider. The CPSC shows exactly what could happen–in very vivid crash dummy detail–if you don’t make safety a priority on the Fourth.

     
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    did you see AGT tonight?
     
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    The dummy should be wearing a Confederate Flag t shirt
     
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    You can already see whats coming right? a ban on fireworks.
     
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    Oh hell no
     
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    A woman blew herself up in a car on agt tonight. that's why it's relevant.
     
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    Did she live?
     
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    Good riddance
     
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    Is it wrong that I laughed during that?
     
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    People are not supposed to pop them in town but they still do. they also fire off guns thinking they can get away with it. I can distinguish gun fire and fireworks pretty easy myself.
     
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    So go buy one and put it on.
     
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    Ya darn tootin. After THAT what?! They'll take away our canned whipped cream!
     
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    We have nothing left :bigcry:
     
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    I read that in John Wayne's voice
     
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    I'm sooo horny
     
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    Shove your miniscus up your fat ass.
     
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    I shot a gun off on the 4th once. ONCE!
     
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    That is not a sound you hear often in the city right Bro?
     
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    The government

    Oofah boogah


    I'm really not scared any more and am so disinfranchised that I welcome them to come and take it

    I'm done
     
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    Of Hillary wins I'm out.. That felon cunt