Entertainment Governor Chris Christie has an odd-shaped body

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  1. Panaphonics

    Panaphonics Well-Known Member

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    He doesn't have the normal fat guy body, where it's distributed evenly between the torso and limbs. His fat is all pushed towards that FUPA area.
    This pic is from a couple days ago at a Springsteen concert. They say he resembles a Pokemon "Pokeball":

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    And this is a guy with a gastric lap-band inside him. I guess the power of buffet is too compelling. :buffet:


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    Chris: "I can't stop fucking EATING, Barack."
    Obama: "I'll have my team draft a Food Deficit strategy for you."

    And pictures of him with Artie:

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    Artie is big but Christie makes him look like Kate Moss here.
     
  2. JameGumb

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    He's a fat pig. /thread
     
  3. Dan

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    The term "barrel ass" comes to mind.
     
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    What is worse..the giant gunt this clown has ..or the fact he went to Springsteen concert...me personally nothing could be worse than having to endure a Springsteen concert
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    What about the Christie/Lange ass size differential?
     
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    I'm no fan of his but he has significantly slimmed down. He is lazy thinking the lap band will make him thin. He needs to exercise and eat right to stop looking like a bowling ball.
     
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    They weeble and the wobble but they don't fall down..

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    His greatest fear is sitting on walls.
     
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    I don't like him at all and it has absolutely nothing to do with his politics or anything like that, hell he may be the nicest and most generous man in the world for all I know. It's just when you're in the public eye like he is, you should have some fucking dignity in regards to your appearance and not look like a total slob. How can he expect to be taken seriously as a leader or person in charge when he looks like that? Someone who obviously can't even control their impulses like a child. Some fat guys can carry it well and with the right clothing, can look decent. He just flat out looks like a total fucking slob
     
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    Can't stand that fat pig. He has so little self control. He has been a terrible governor; expanded medicaid which will leave his State in dire straits, has an open border policy, raised taxes as much as he could during his tenure, appointed horrible liberal judges, sucked off obama during the 2012 election because he was pissed at Romney for not having him as his VP. Christie is not great on the 2nd amendment and he has not opposed Common Core.

    It is concerning that Trump would include him in anything. Oh, yeah, that weird obsession with Bruce Springstein.
     
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    He can buckle his belts and tickle his tits at the same time.
     
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    He looks like he would fit right in at one of the 55+ communities in florida
     
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    HEY! :mad:
     
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    I'd hate to go through life like that.
     
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    Nothing says "I'm ready to rock n roll" like the short shorts, tucked in, tight polo. What a fucking toolbox.
     
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    Imagine the smell
     
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    I knew a guy who had one of those stomach procedures; gastric bypass, lap band, whatever. He lost a good amount of weight, and then gained it all back. He was so arrogant he just said "if the body wants to be fat, it's going to be fat". Maybe he shouldn't have eaten microwaveable corn dogs everyday (I'm not kidding, his freezer was full of them).
     
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    If you're that fuckin' fat, why tuck in your shirt?
     
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    I like the look. I think I'm going to quit caring and start hiking my shorts up, all high n' tight, like that.
     
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