Grand Canyon Tightrope walk tonight.. I call dibs on his laptop

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    what could possibly go wrong?

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    [video=youtube;ecar7RfrmqI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ecar7RfrmqI[/video]
     
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    Horff Well-Known Member

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    Let me guess how this is going to go. There's going to be some concerns about the wind being too strong or some other weather issue. His advisors are going to tell him it's risky, but he's going to insist on walking the tightrope anyway. A few times he will pretend to almost lose his balance but in the end he'll make it across the rope finally, pretending to be exhausted and will fall into the arms of his family and stunt coordinators, moments later giving a breathless interview about how the wind (or other weather condition) was worse than he thought it would be and he was more scared than he's ever been in his career.

    Source: Every stunt show ever put on tv.
     
  4. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    What time is this dude scheduled to die on TV tonight?
     
  5. Jake Dog

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    I will be ready with a picture of Jackie Martling laughing :coffee:
     
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    i saw this last year niagara falls
     
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    I just checked my directv guide & its on for 2 hours and 20 minutes
     
  9. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Thank you, sir...will watch.
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I will be pissed if they cut away from the action when he falls.
     
  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    If he cheats with one of those long balancing poles, people should be able to target him with paintballs from the edges of either cliff.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is he using a harness this time? He bitched out on the Niagara walk.
     
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    They says he will use no harness.
     
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    According to Alex Jones the same people that used the "Tornado making Satellites" in Ohio will once again use those powers for evil tonight. Jones has outfitted a bumblebee with high tech hearing devices that he trained to eavesdrop on secret meetings taking place in special rain clouds that appear once a month on the same day Bohemian Groove elite slaughter reptilian babies. Depending on which way the tightrope walker falls it will determine which evil power takes over the world, to the right is the New World Order and to the left it will be the Reptilian/Anunnaki race from Nibiru. I'm praying to the left!!
     
  15. ilovebacon

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    so it'll be 2 hours of bullshit & 20 minutes of actual walking, I bet...