Stern Show Grandpa Howard at the assisted living facility

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Hes got a lot of estrogen pumping through those veins
     
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    Getting old sucks. We all think we will stay cool forever but it just doesn't happen
     
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    difference is i wont be posting my uncool moments on social media
     
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    The dowager of all media. :coffee:
     
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    this guy is still pretty cool ,i havent seen a one video of him playing with cats
     
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    Just more proof that Howard's balls were removed and are currently in Beth O's Hope chest.
     
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    Pretty funny, it's obvious that the only time Howard spends with the cats (or Beth) is during these scripted photo sessions. He doesn't even know their names.
     
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    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Ugh, and then Beth has to make sure her voice gets on the video at the end.
     
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    Schofia?
     
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    What a FAG! He is walking around in his slippers and pj's like the hugh Hefner of cats.
     
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    From the HE MEANT TO SAY SOLEIL you can tell Beth is pissed Howard misidentified the cat. He probably got sent to his room without supper and will be spending the rest of the weekend alone. She gets noticeably angry when Howard screws up and reveals he actually doesn't spend any time with the cats, just like when she brought kittens to the studio and he didn't remember their names or genders. They've had Sofia for several weeks and she doesn't look anything like Soleil.
     
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    You gotta give it to him. He's probably comfy as fuck in those slippers.
     
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    Was that a joke? I'm unclear as to what is to be taken seriously at this point.
     
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    Are those slippers from the John Varvatos "aged rockstars" collection?
     
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    Was he ever really cool? More socially inept and awkward than anything else. Shit, he and I are the same age - I spent the afternoon at local winery tasting '13s from he barrel and walking out with a couple of cases. Cool? Maybe not - but better than sitting in my jammies and slippers while a bunch of cats crawled around me and my dimwitted wife cackled at the staged view of my supposedly happy solitary home life. Fuck both of them.
     
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    Or the "recluses with dementia" collection. He reminds me more and more of Howard Hughes.
     
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    Robin, I've given up using a restroom. They are filled with germs and bacteria and I just can't be around them. Now I piss and shit into masons jars and Laura, my assistant, cleans them up for me. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this, Robin. I'm so evolved, Robin... Robin are you there?
     
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    Probably doesn't wear socks around the house cause it shuts off his blood circulation around the ankles, happens to old dudes.
     
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