Grandpa Howard playing with "Buddy"

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Another edition of Grandpa Howard in his PJ's. Listen to Howard say "Buddy". It truly sounds like a ninety year old man.




    bethostern
    35 minutes ago
    Buddy playing with Howard (and Milkshake crying to get up)
     
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    Someone wise here once nailed it.

    She has single-handedly made ki'ens look like maggots.
     
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  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That cat is freaking out.
     
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    He has girly hands, Old girly ones.
     
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    Howard sounds like he's recovering from a stroke.
     
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    His arms are so thin, too thin, even thinner than mine. :facepalm:
     
  7. MutteringJohn

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    Hey, Buddy!

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    girly gnarled up hands. He really needs to eat a sammich already.
     
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    He acts like he's afraid he's gonna get scratched.

     
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    I can see his scared old lady eyes darting back and forth in his head. Justly afraid if he gets a scratch he will get a staph infection.

    It's 4:30 AM and he just awoke for his Rice and Shine. She stomps down to his room from Girls' Town closet where she's been up drinking and taking selfies all night.

    She throws this flailing little rat thing at him, iPhone out filming away.

    Poor bastard.
     
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    Enjoy your moment of frivolity kitten....soon your "munchausen by proxy mommy" will discover an ailment or disease that you have and your feline nightmare begins.
     
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    This daily barrage of cutesy kitty pics and snippets of life in wig world remind me of another famous celebrity couple.

    Remember when Clint Eastwood's dingbat wife Dina had her own reality show? Easily in the top 3 of cringe worthy shows ever produced for the medium.
    In a couple of snippets of the show that I viewed where Clint made an appearance you could tell that he was reluctant to be there. It must have drove him nuts.
    Of course the couple were divorced soon after.

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    Is it to much to ask that maybe someday Howard will slip on cat shit, hit his head and have an epiphany.
    He'll realize he has become what he used to endlessly and mercilessly ridicule - a complete Hollywood sellout douche.
    I'll give him a chance at redemption, back to cold cuts on asses, Gilbert, anal ring toss, bashing celebrities, Jackie, Artie, Sybian, anything.
     
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    Hahaha, look at Howard pulling his hand away over and over. So tentative. So afraid. So scared of everything in life. :p
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    All that money and such a hollow fucking life.
     
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    "You see Beth, these are just like children"
     
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    Sounds like Fox News in the background lol
    That poor little Blind Buddy has got to be terrified. So cruel what they're doing to him IMO
     
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    Anyone who has ever owned kittens can tell it just wants to play. Howard is clearly afraid of it play bitting him. What a pussy...and I don't mean the cat.
     
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    I'm calling bullshit. That's a body double hired by Buchwald & Associates to (1) show how strong the marriage is (Howard in PJs with his Beautiful Beth by his side) and (2) to show how into his beard's wife's "work" he is.

    Howard is a germ phobe. He prefers condoms for crying out loud. No way is he touching a kat, seeing how petting one of those things is (for Howard) like licking a urinal cake at Penn Station.
     
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    They balance out Beefus' man hands, duh! :c
     
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    What a pussy ! He should put some welders gloves on next time he wants to play with one of Beth's kittens.