Grapes---The high calorie snack (in Stern's universe)

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  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm off of work this week and not bothering to wake up early for the show. So the first thing I hear when I turn it on is Howard complaining to Robin how he gained 3lbs overnight eating "handfuls" of pistachios. Then he felt awful because he switched to grapes and they are soooo high in calories.:facepalm: I had an anorexic friend in High School who thought like this. He's starving himself for AGT. As if anyone is going to look at him with Heidi Klum sitting next to him.
     
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    At this point, he's just fucking with us... Right? Nobody is this disconnected from reality.... Right?

    if a millionaire with a radio show goes insane, will his yes men keep him on the air for their own personal gain?

    wtf?
     
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    Does this theory lend credence to the possibility that grape drink is more nutritious than grape juice????
     
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    I love how much he worries about his diet and how miserable he is because of it
    Your ugly as fuck, who cares how skinny or fat you are
     
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    Being too skinny accentuates the turkey-neck, pelican-features of The Wig.
     
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    he's a 13yr old girl trapped in her grandmothers body
     
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    this
     
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    It has to be shtick. Then again, Robin is equally out-of-touch when it comes to proper diet/nutrition and exercise.
     
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    howard is a very sick woman....when someone agonizes about gaining 3lbs and her jeans not fitting, that's not a normal person. she should care more about her face (which is sickly and gaunt).
     
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    Howard Allan Hughes
     
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    Good. Let him starve himself to death.
     
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    ::rofl:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Perfect.
     
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    I got to go on a diet Robin. My skinny jeans are so tight.
     
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    :haha:
     
  18. MissKitty

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    Ok now this is funny.
     
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    I think its the funniest part of the show. Not that its saying much :(
     
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    So in the back office do you think any of the staff is thinking WTF? Or are they suffering from the Stockhome Syndrome?