Grass Cutting Pro Tip

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    if you live on my street, and you always empty your mulch bag over your back fence onto the abandoned train tracks,one of your faggot neighbors WILL call the city and a by-law officer WILL visit your house :mad:
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    fuck tha police
     
  3. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    did you get a fine :munch:
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    you're the white trash neighbor


    :golfclap:
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    blaaaaaaaaaaaarg you are a huge faggot
     
  6. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    if you mowed your grass more frequently, you wouldn't have grass clippings to dump :grad:
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    no, she was all "we don't have pictures or anything, but we checked and there is a mountain of dead grass, so we'll be keeping and eye on you".
     
  8. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    get some goats, that will teach your neighbors
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :wub:
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I'm a busy person :coffee:
     
  11. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    find out who the rat is, and throw a cinder block through their windshield
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Mow more often, and use a mulching blade- puts the clippings back into the lawn.
     
  13. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    and the next door niggas stab each other, this is some street I live on :facepalm:
     
  14. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    wear shorts :p
     
  15. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    have Hal eat the clippings


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  16. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    this
     
  17. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    who dimed you out ?
     
  18. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Scumbag move by op. Consider joining a leper colony.
     
  19. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    you really live on the edge blairg
     
  20. blairg

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    I'm just gonna take the mulching bag off and let the shit shoot out the side, thats why I did with my last mower and it worked ok :dontknow: