Greasy Haired Woman

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  1. blairg

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    This one chick I work with, she's really cute, has a really nice body and really pretty face. She's always dressed amazing, looks like brand new clothes everyday and super classy and hot. Her car is always spotless like it just went through the car wash. BUT, she always looks tired as shit and her hair is always GREASY as fuck. It doesn't look like it's ever been washed of even brushed.

    Anyone have any ideas whats up? :dontknow:
     
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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FREE BREAD AT RESTAURANTS


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    I can make those :cheer:
     
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    Maybe she has a night job working the deep fryer at Jack in the Box.
     
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    It's basically just bisquick garlic and cheese, you can do it easy at home.
     
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    she bangs the janitor right after he cleans the grease traps?
     
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    omg
     
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    Unless he pours grease over her hair afterwords I don't see how that would work.