Greasy Haired Woman

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    This one chick I work with, she's really cute, has a really nice body and really pretty face. She's always dressed amazing, looks like brand new clothes everyday and super classy and hot. Her car is always spotless like it just went through the car wash. BUT, she always looks tired as shit and her hair is always GREASY as fuck. It doesn't look like it's ever been washed of even brushed.

    Anyone have any ideas whats up? :dontknow:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,905
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,927
    Likes Received:
    64,257
    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FREE BREAD AT RESTAURANTS


    [​IMG]
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,878
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,873
    Likes Received:
    25,621
    did i ever tell you about the one time i ate cum?
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,878
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,873
    Likes Received:
    25,621
    Red Lobster Biscuits FTW
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,905
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,927
    Likes Received:
    64,257
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    I can make those :cheer:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    336,905
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,927
    Likes Received:
    64,257
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    238,070
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,099
    blairgs mom
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    :woot:
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    247,389
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    89,100
    Likes Received:
    22,376
    sig worthy
     
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    :finger:
     
  13. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,111
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    13,979
    Likes Received:
    139
    Maybe she has a night job working the deep fryer at Jack in the Box.
     
  14. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    :dontcare:
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    :bigthink:
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,878
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,873
    Likes Received:
    25,621
    :dropjaw:
     
  17. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    It's basically just bisquick garlic and cheese, you can do it easy at home.
     
  18. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

    Reputations:
    41,900
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    54,251
    Likes Received:
    5,622
    she bangs the janitor right after he cleans the grease traps?
     
  19. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,878
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,873
    Likes Received:
    25,621
    omg
     
  20. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    Unless he pours grease over her hair afterwords I don't see how that would work.