Great home video of the Antares rocket 'major malfunction'

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Dude even lets out a few lady-weeps

     
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    Worldstar Worldstar!!
     
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    Worldstar doesn't allow grown men to have a loss of masculine control, like this fella had
     
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    Hope they had insurance. Holy Mackerel!
     
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    where does he have to go?
     
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    It's gonna be loud!
    It's gonna be loud!!
    RUN!!!! :spit:

    Sounds like he's gonna cry :spit::spit:
     
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    WTF was his problem. The thing blew up over the launch pad. It wasn't coming for him... Hush hush....
     
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    fat faggot ran 10 feet and he's out of breath :jj:
     
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    It was a very emotional experience watching 200 million dollars go up in a ball of sparks & flame
     
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    I heard on the news today that it was exploded because it was off trajectory. They said even the space shuttle can be exploded with astronauts in it if it goes of trajectory.

    I'm just surprise that they knew it was off course so soon, unless it's automatic.
     
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    who the hell is banging on a typewriter during the videotaping?
     
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    I thought that was all the cameras clicking, since that was from the press site.
     
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    Was Richard Simmons covering the launch?
     
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    Gotta go.
     
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    Zero gravity anal sex.:bigthink
     
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    Probably realized when it started coming back down instead of going up.
     
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    [​IMG] :funny:
     
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