Great question on Dan Patrick today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ganggreen87, Jul 22, 2015.

  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Would you do 30 days in federal prison so your best friend wouldn't have to go to jail for five years?

    Howard related because he talks about gay sex all the time and prison is loaded with it
     
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    My friend probably deserved it so fuck no.
     
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    ya fuck no.. I don't want a record...
     
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    If I'm 100% confident my friend would do it for me, then yes, I would. No questions asked.
    I have very little family. My friends are my family.
     
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    This
     
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    30 days of getting ass raped by the Aryan Brotherhood? No thanks. I'll find a new friend.
     
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    Sure, as long as it is just a misdemeanor, I am OK with that.

    30-days (any time less than 1-year in Arizona and most other states) is County or Municipal/City Jail, not prison. That's a big difference. It would no doubt suck balls (Howard related), but I wouldn't have a problem with it.
     
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    I'll be more than happy to drop him off and pick him up in 5 years.
     
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    YES, I'd do it!! I'd deliberately get sent to solitary for reenacting scenes from OZ and just think of dawgshed show themes the whole month for @SomerSky @teehee

    I love prison - I've been obsessed fascinated by it since I was little kid.
     
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    I didn't read the question thoroughly...30-days in federal prison, on a federal misdemeanor?

    Hell, that's Club Fed! Where do I sign up? I'd take a couple of books with me, play some tennis, work out, watch some TV, play cards/dominoes with the bruthas...aside from shitty food and no pussy, that's almost like being on vacation!
     
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    Easy one. Yes.
     
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    One of my goals in life was to stay out of jail.
     
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    Yep, my best friend is a good dude and a family man. I could definitely manage 30 days in the joint to keep him out for 5 years. Not even an issue.
     
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    I don't have a best friend, I'm not 8. That being said, I'm not afraid of jail. All the rest depends on the situation
     
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    Would someone keep my biddness afloat while I'm in the joint? Are we talking 30 days of Super Max or white collar country club?

    30days of sleepin, eatin and jerkin off don't seem so bad, aside from the showers anyway. I have a meaty ass, so if there are any "urbans" around I'd be gettin raped.
     
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    funny interview with david spade today. the guy is a good guest. told some good storys about Farley making tommy boy and talked about the new documentary the Farley family put together.
     
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    I'm not getting ass raped for anyone. Fuck no
     
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    I am sure as hell not wasting PTO days on prison...again.
     
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    I would not do the time but I would put $20 in his commissary account. It's the least I could do.
     
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