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  1. Stew Nod

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    This really had to be shared here :rofl:

    http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html
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    Women on tubing trip get stranded overnight because they thought the river ran in a circle
    Three Michigan women on a tubing trip became stranded overnight because they thought the river they were in ran in a circle and would deposit them back at the place they started.

    WIN LAKE, MICHIGAN — A nice trip downriver turned nightmarish for three women, who found themselves stranded after heeding some faulty advice.

    MLive reports that the three women, all Michigan residents, showed up at the launch site near Maple Island Road bridge on Tuesday afternoon. It was their first time tubing down the Muskegon River.

    Someone near the bridge reportedly told the trio that the river runs in a circle and would eventually bring them back to wherever they started.

    Believing it would be a quick and easy trip, the women happily set off around 4 p.m. Six hours later, they were still floating down the river. With darkness setting in, the trio got out of the water and stayed near the riverbank. With no water, food or phone to call for help, they huddled around each other and yelled for help all night, according to WZZM.

    The next morning, the women went back into the water and were eventually found by two fishermen just before noon. The fishermen called rescuers, who escorted the ladies back to dry land.

    All three women appeared to be fine save for some scratches and insect bites.
     
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    Trying to determine what body part this is :eek:


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    Give this guy a fucking medal. He's right up there with the dude that put a pokemon over the edge of a cliff.
     
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    Fucking genius
     
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    Who's the guy here who always asks for feet pics? :jj:

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    How is their fart game?
     
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    "About six hours later, with darkness closing in and their car nowhere to be found, the trio decided to get out on the riverbank where they ended up spending the night, Grabinski said.

    "They said they hugged a tree all night yelling for help," he said, adding that that stretch of river is very isolated."


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    Looks like a scene from Roots
     
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    :ixnay:
     
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    You mean a river doesn't run in a circle? That explains a lot. Now I'm mad.
     
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    Has Hillary invited them to speak at the DNC yet? If the guy who gave them the bad info is white they probably want reparations.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    @wetback
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    @wetback
     
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    Sound like liberals.
     
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    LOL, thanks Pal
     
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    Definitely not limousine Libs, though :jj:
     
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    ...of course it is! thats how they make skating rinks in the winter. duh.
     
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    The rivers at the waterpark run in circles, why not all of them?