Greece makes proposal in exchange for debt relief

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  1. newcastlefan

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    Greek government offers sweeping proposal in exchange for $59 billion bailout

    http://mashable.com/2015/07/09/greek-government-proposal-bailout/

    Apparently Greece has offered to reclassify certain goods and services into different taxable categories to raise income to pay down debt.

    Toilet paper is now in the 3000% tax rate. Buggering is now a taxable service. Anal sex is now subject to a double tax rate: both pitching and catching are to be taxable metered services now.
     
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    ^ Feets don't fail me now. :snicker:
     
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    I'll buy a gyro in honor
     
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    100yr zero interest bonds should make everyone happy.
     
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    They'll give the rest of the EU "greek" and tax them on it.
     
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    Is nothing sacred :mad: and god dammit @newcastlefan how come I wasnt tagged for this thread :juden:
     
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    ill take their women
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    No excrement photos
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    valid point :facepalm: