Greece makes proposal in exchange for debt relief

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jul 10, 2015.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,378
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,533
    Greek government offers sweeping proposal in exchange for $59 billion bailout

    http://mashable.com/2015/07/09/greek-government-proposal-bailout/

    Apparently Greece has offered to reclassify certain goods and services into different taxable categories to raise income to pay down debt.

    Toilet paper is now in the 3000% tax rate. Buggering is now a taxable service. Anal sex is now subject to a double tax rate: both pitching and catching are to be taxable metered services now.
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    47,351
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    37,670
    Likes Received:
    16,501
    [​IMG]
     
    Cheri and Gomez like this.
  3. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

    Reputations:
    23,034
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    29,167
    Likes Received:
    16,122
  4. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    15,949
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    12,316
    Likes Received:
    14,050
    ^ Feets don't fail me now. :snicker:
     
    Cheri likes this.
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

    Reputations:
    368,593
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    102,138
    Likes Received:
    48,722
    I'll buy a gyro in honor
     
  6. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    100yr zero interest bonds should make everyone happy.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    30,107
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    They'll give the rest of the EU "greek" and tax them on it.
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    37,348
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,678
    Likes Received:
    18,696
    Is nothing sacred :mad: and god dammit @newcastlefan how come I wasnt tagged for this thread :juden:
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    216,368
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    151,320
    Likes Received:
    82,916
    ill take their women
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,378
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,533
    No excrement photos
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    37,348
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    29,678
    Likes Received:
    18,696
    valid point :facepalm: