~~~ Grilling Thread!!! ~~~

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jun 5, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm pulling the grill out of storage this weekend and we're making some Carne Asada :drool:

    Please provide tips and recipes for lovely grilling experiences this summer

    Do not make a mockery out of this faggots



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  2. Oderus

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    you don't know how to grill.
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Oh I wont
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Believe it or not, I am fantastic at grilling steaks, despite my numerous mental handicaps



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  5. Oderus

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    I don't know, man.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Your complex doesn't give you shit about grilling?
     
  7. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Dude get that seasoning for the steaks
    Trust me
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Post it again bitchass
     
  10. Avery

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    :hhh:

    I've gotten away with it once in a while, but there is always some asshole that tattles on you and you get a warning the next day.
     
  11. Double Blizz

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    If they have anything other than the grinder tell them to eat shit and knock shit over on the way out
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  12. Blackened

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    Hot and fast right over the coals, maybe 30 seconds per side
    I like to use thinly sliced skirt or flap
    I'll rub the meat down w/chili powder and Montreal steak seasoning and marinate overnight in freshly squeezed orange and lime juice, a couple sliced jalapeños, onion, celantro, garlic and course grind black pepper
     
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  13. FtM

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    Dearest Chriza,

    As a professional and a fan of Blackened, admirer of his cooking skills, I give his post my ringing endorsement. :up:




    Your friend,

    ~ FTM
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But what about my seasoning?
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I've never tried that stuff.

    What does it have in it?

    I suppose Chriza could substitute your steak seasoning for the Montreal Steak Seasoning in Blackened's recipe. :bigthink
     
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    Spices and Herbs (Including Black, Pink, and Green Peppercorns, and Red Pepper), Sea Salt, Garlic, Onion, Parsley, and Extractives of Paprika.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Double Blizz ruins everything
     
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    Carne asada is already seasoned. :facepalm:
     
  20. Double Blizz

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    I amaze myself at how big of a fuck up I am at times