CCTV Grizzly Bear Banks Mountain Chump

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  1. Slow

    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    so he's either in shock or insane or insanely tough

    I would be crying so badly if I was him
     
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    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Getting medical help for your brain being exposed takes a backseat to getting viral youtube fame
     
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    image.jpeg

    That ain't shit
     
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    Pig The original Dorb

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    Had a number of encounters with bears both black and grizzly in my younger days.
    I was lucky nothing like this happened.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    someone suck that man's dick while you're buying him a beer
     
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    The pain looks un"bear"able.:hiding:
     
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    "encounters"

    So thats where it came from!
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    thread title makes no sense.

    -10
     
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    Bear spray.

    Get the fuck outta here with bear spray.

    Tough sonofabitch though, any way you cut it.
     
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    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Guy might not be alive without it but yea if they get that close you are fucked
     
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    Yeah, I'm not fond of traveling into bear country without something a bit more potent made by those Freedom Arms folks up in Wyoming. ;)
     
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    This guy is so bad ass he Cums red, white and blue.

    :fdrum:
     
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    Pig The original Dorb

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    Takes a lot to stop a charging grizzly and if he is close he will rip you apart before he dies.
     
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    Click bait, we want to see the actual attack. If he were really a tough guy, he would have recorded his own attack so the rest of us could watch it for our viewing pleasure.

    On a serious note, fuck recording your injuries; instead use the phone to call an ambulance or get your ass in your vehicle and get to the hospital.
     
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    Saw some followup pictures on Facebook from the hospital. That gash on his head is to the bone and 8" long.
     
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    This, the last thing on my mind would be to make a bear safety video. People are such annoying attention whores.
     
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    No shit.
    .357 or 10mm to the rescue.
     
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