grocery shopping + payday + old people =

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  1. sstressed

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    :facepalm:

    i like old people. i am an old people. but these mother fuckers are lucky i didn't start throwing shit at them. move your fucking carts out of the way, they are not supposed to be at an angle that cuts off the asile! stop standing right where i need to go while you are apparently meditating on a can of something or other and move faster or pull the fuck over. sheeeeeeesh. :grad:

    i usually shop early in the morning but didn't get there until 10 today. never again!


    it's kind of funny now :toke: but it was so annoying that i had to buy 2 pieces of double chocolate cake and cherry pie to make up for the frustration.

    old ladies are the worst. the old guys would move out of the way and smile or give me he nod. the old ladies, those whores, would look at me standing there patiently waiting and then go back to meditating.

    :mad:
     
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    If you don't like it, then stay out of the Depends aisle.
     
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    there should be a day where only dude's under 60 are allowed



    this sounds a lot more gay than inteneded
     
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    i only have to get up once a night to pee. at my age, that's like being a teenager. :fuckyou:
     
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    I took my grandmother to the grocery store once. Once.

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    "Gayest grocery store promotion ever". Got it.
     
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    I'm a fast walker. I feel bad, but I get annoyed when I get stuck behind an old, slow person.:oops:
     
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    Everyone is oblivious of there surroundings in stores. I hate it.

    It's worse with old people because they move slower and take longer to notice they're mucking up the works.

    I curse myself when I forget it's senior citizens' day and I have to pick something up.
     
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    i loved that movie. my buds and i would start talking like that at work to annoy a couple of the female assholes.

    you're a farging icehole!
     
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    Never go grocery shopping on the 1st of the month. All the old and poor people get their disability and Social Security checks once a month.
     
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    oh yeah, it was senior citizen day too. i forgot about that. i live in an area with older people so it's double the elderly than what a normal grocery store would have. when i was pulling out, a bus from a retirement community was pulling up. i dodged that bullet.
     
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    If you think that's bad try going on the weekend. I quit doing that a few years back.
    I used to get pissed off just trying to find a parking spot and it went downhill from there.
    Used to be real bad on Sunday morning when the old folks would all be shopping after church.
    Finally figured out that going early during the week is the way to go.
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    which old people? the 65+ crowd or the 85+ crowd ? It's 2 groups now really.
     
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    yeah, i'm usually shopping at 6 a.m. on a weekday. it's usually 3 or 4 customers and wide open isles. i forgot what it's like at 10 let alone 10 on pay day and senior discount day.

    oy!
     
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    i'm 61 these folks were 80ish. old old people. i'm young old! :dance:















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    i don't usually drink a beer before night time but i just cracked open a beer before noon on a wednesday right after vaping some medicine.
    retirement is hard but somebody has to do it! :flag: