Grocery Store Employee Serves a Sample of Man Jizz to Female Customer

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Before you indulge in the free samples available during your next trip to the grocery store, you may want to think twice...

    A man working in an Albuquerque grocery store recently pled guilty on the charge of serving a semen tainted sample of yogurt to a female customer.

    According to the report, Anthony Garcia admitted to tainting a yogurt sample by putting his own semen on the spoon for said sample, then proceeded to offer it for a woman to try. She took the sample, then immediately spit it out on the floor and used her clothing to clean her tongue and mouth.

    Both the spit on the floor and her clothing helped the police find Garcia's DNA to make a this a solid case. The charges of adulterating food and making false statements can carry a sentence of up to three years in prison and three years of supervised release.






    *insert your own blairg joke here*
     
  2. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    She didn't notice him jerking off on to a spoon?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Didn't this happen like 2 years ago :scratch:
     
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    once you take a slice off the loaf..........
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    dont know

    but the bitch knew it was cum right away.
     
  6. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    What a bitch, swallow it whore.
     
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    Spitting is rude.
     
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    Definitely trumps a pubic hair on your coke.
     
  10. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    the question is, how the fuck did she not notice?
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Sip just hasn't been the same since that whole mod thing went wrong :(
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, if you guys eat at fast food places you've eaten some pimple faced kid's jizz. Especially if you order your burger special.
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    The candy red buttons of power once again elude The Cupster.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My first job was BK and no one there ever ate my jizz

    A nice frothy loogie? That's another matter.
     
  15. Jack-A-Roe

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    yogurt is a decent camouflage for jizz but I ill tell ya cottage cheese is the best for splooging in and serving it up unnoticed. this guy is amateurish
     
  16. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    was it yogurt & blowjob day?
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  17. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    you ever stick your cock head in someone's soda or milkshake?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I don't want a cold wang
     
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    Brother! No wonder I feel a kinship with you! In some ways, my high school gig at BK was the best job in my life...
     
  20. jackie the jerk

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    But Chriza was 28 :weird: