Grotesquely Obese Wigger "Comic" Ralphi May OD's on Weed Brownies and Doritos at Colorado show

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    Cops called to high comedian Ralphie May's Colorado show

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    Police in Colorado had to escort comedian Ralphie May out of his concert venue on Thursday night (15Jan15) after he indulged in too many marijuana-infused edibles.

    The funnyman headlined a gig at the Avalon Theater in Grand Junction, but he was so high by showtime, he struggled to make it onto the stage. When he eventually stepped up to the mic, May had trouble telling his jokes and constantly forgot his place in his set. The below-par performance prompted some audience members to start heckling him and demand refunds, while others hit back on May's behalf, causing chaos in the theater.

    Cops were called to the scene to maintain order and officers were later caught on tape escorting May to his tour bus after the show. A representative for the comedian has since played down his disastrous gig, telling TMZ.com, "He was like a kid in a candy store, being in Colorado for the first time since pot became legal."

    Marijuana was legalized for recreational purposes in the state in 2012.


    Read more at http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/..._May_s_Colorado_show.html#uPi9i44PSpZa8i6p.99

    Classic clip of Anthony Cumia fucking with this fat shit...
     
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    How has that heart not exploded yet? His blood has to have more cholesterol than cottage cheese.
     
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    I guess he never grasped the concept of moderation.
     
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    I never found that fat cunt funny.
     
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    And what is that growing out of his shoulder? Looks like an Arm but i dont know, it has a claw on the end :wtf:
     
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    Do I want to get laid or eat......
     
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    What the hell happened to his arm? It used to be normal size?
     
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    Lookin' good Ralphie!!!!
     
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    Ya' think!?
     
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    He applies that to his comedy
     
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    His wife was on Ants show she isnt to bad looking[​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Is his hand normal sized and he's that fat or does he have a baby arm? Good lord
     
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    Wtf how do you get THAT fat with a wife that hot? Tony soprano fat is ok but this is gross.
     
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    Wow. He was big but is now HUUUUUUUGE.
     
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    This guy did the funniest fucking thing I've ever witnessed. He fell down the stairs walking onstage to be interviewed by Kimmel. One of Jimmy's first shows I think. I've searched online a few times but never found it.
     
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    Chubby chaser?
     
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    Seriously? It's not the chubby she is chasing.