Ground Zero of Howard's Cat Infestation

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Beth Surprises Howard With News Of New Pets. 12/14/09. 9:40am

    During the break Beth was there so Howard was asking her some questions about Beck's Beer. Howard said she was just on a FOX show so she came up there to hang out.

    Howard came back and took a call from a guy who said he saw Beth on FOX and Friends this morning and she was talking about how they're getting a cat. Howard said he didn't know about that. Beth said that they're getting one cat, possibly 2. Howard said he doesn't think that it's the right time for that. He said that if she wants cats that's fine but he'd prefer that they didn't. He said he has to go along with it. Beth said that he's going to love them. Howard said he loves Beth and he'll have to just let her do it. Beth said they can compromise and just get one. Howard said that he'd like to wait for a year to figure out if he's going to be on radio then. He said they have the apartment being worked on too so there's that as well.

    Howard said that cats are easy to take care of but he doesn't want to get involved in that. He said he will embrace the cat but if it doesn't come he'll be happy too. Howard said Beth has a right to get that cat so what is he supposed to do?

    Howard said that the pet psychic told Beth that Bianca would welcome another pet in the house. Howard had Fred playing clips of a dog barking to let him know that she didn't want the cat there.

    Howard tried to talk to Beth but her headset was on backwards. She put them on right and said that she and Snoop were connecting when she got there. Howard said that he wanted to know what Beth could get on the open market. Gary was going to ask about that but Snoop had run off already.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said that he was watching the FOX and Friends thing and one of the guys gave another little dig at Howard. He said that the guy must have some kind of beef with Howard. Beth said that she was talking about Tinsel on the Christmas tree and how it's bad for pets and the guy asked her if she doesn't put it on ''because of Howard.'' Beth said it didn't make any sense and it was just dumb. She said she just kept going and said she didn't know what he was talking about. The guy said he was just trying to be funny. Beth said she just moved on.

    Beth said she was on that show talking about how to keep your pets safe during the holidays. She didn't get to one of the tips which was keeping pets away from candles.

    Mariann from Brooklyn called in and asked Beth how she could do this to Howard. She asked what she was thinking with this. Beth said that they've been talking about this for a couple of years now. Howard said he knows about the cats and that Beth wants to adopt a couple of them. Howard said there are two cats they haven't been able to get adopted and Beth wants to do it. Howard said that they can't separate the pets so they have to adopt both. Howard said he would accept them even though he doesn't want pets now. Mariann said maybe they can ask people to adopt them today. Howard said he's begging someone to please adopt these two so he doesn't have to.

    Howard said any cat that Beth holds he wants to be adopted. Mariann said that she used to adopt a lot of pets but she's had to stop. She said that she had a friend who had some cats that they brought to the North Shore Animal League. Mariann started to yell that she loves him but Howard hung up on her.
     
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    Now Wiggy pays money to deliver cats in limos to their "forever homes" every weekend. After all, it's Beth's purpose.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Ronheingzgaboot!
     
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    12-14-09..... Howard's very own Pearl Harbor!


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  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "Pet Psychic"

    Assholes.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Pluggy is so pussy whipped and always has been with Yoko CuntO. Which is funny since he gets 0.0 from her.