WTF Guaranteed for a laugh- old workplace hazard video- like a bad horror movie

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    which is your favorite scene?

     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    The guy that barely survived the refinery fire because he decided to be Johnny Halfass that day at work. :grad:
     
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    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    Forklift safety video when I was training:

     
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    The guy who lost his fingers because they cut his second shift.
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    How many forklifts did they destroy for the cause?
     
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    Acetylene tank rocket !!!!!
     
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    You're an internet hero for this.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    I'm with you on that!
     
  10. Quality Control

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    1.) The guy who loses second shift and self-mutilates his fingers. (Fess up, Dawg Shed member, I know that was one of you)

    2.) The slow-mo electrocution
     
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  11. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    I used to manage factories back in the day, every employee I had was a Klaus. We would have safety training, and immediately after, these dip shits used to try what they saw in the videos to see if it would actually happen. It did :facepalm:

    Fucking fork lifts. I had a guy that ran a fork lift off a loading dock. After he loaded the trailer, he didn't re-install the safety rail across the bay door. He also didn't have his seat belt on. Dude backed up to pick up a load, and ran his machine right out the door. As he was falling, he tried to jump off the lift ( never, EVER do this ) his leg got trapped, and when that lift landed, it tore his leg clean off. He got a nice helicopter ride to the hospital, but his leg was pulverized and couldn't be saved. He was fired for failing to obey proper safety procedures.

    I could tell countless stories of sheer stupidity. That Klaus video was just another Monday for me.
     
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    haha lost his leg and got fired! :owned:
     
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    Who can't hammer a nail into wood without losing and eye?:pie:
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    Yep.

    He could have killed himself, someone else, or both.

    Forklifts are dangerous, they are not to be fucked with.
     
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    They spent a huge amount to make that thing. I wonder who it was for. All the speakers were deep south like Tennessee or Georgia.
     
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    I watched an old workplace safety video that Gallagher had done at a Weyerhaeuser mill I was doing some work at about 20 years ago. Haven't been able to find it since.
     
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    Any more stories? Im actually curious as I have only ever held white collar jobs.
     
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    Yeah this ass is so pissed he can't work overtime he shoves his had into some metal smashing machine
     
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    Then holds his own mauled hand up to his eyes and stares at it.
     
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