Guess Beth's Story

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  1. Ruffypup

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    Howard phoned and asked she come to the city
     
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    Her mom hung up on her and did not talk to her for 2 weeks when Beth told her she met the most amazing Man Howard stern.
     
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    I was targeted by my Middle Eastern clients until the dreamy Howard Stern paid them to go away.
     
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    Her mother knew what Beth was doing by hooking Howard and thought even though its security money, you're throwing away youth and children. Beth said she's doing it and really likes him....mother not being naive, hung up.
     
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    Bag of dildos?
     
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    She's far too old for that weight line in her hair...That's what gives her head the Herman Munster appearance. She see's a acting coach...Beef is over the top with gestures..Mainly b/c she has nothing else to offer Not an actress..There's no way this set of teeth did runway....... anywhere..............ever..............And I find it highly offensive that she claims to a supermodoe...In Europe no less......... She's 5'9" tops, hooded eye, attached earlobes, titless, razor lipped, big ass nose, linebacker shoulders, size 13 feet...super bad boob job..............who was her agent in Europe???? Who???????????????? Whooooooooooooooooo?????


    I'm serious...who promoted MOOOOOOOSE as a MODOE in Europe no less................No one I know knows of her..Same with Playboy..My friend has worked for PB for 20 years....Has no idea who moostrosky is..She'd know.......Someone is a liar...


    fuck you Mutt..summer schedule ??? You've been fired .........Dawg is in charge now......................:fuckyou:
     
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    Sara gilbert's hair in the first gif looks like howard's :wigtip:
     
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    "...and then he says, 'Bitch...it's 3 o'clock! Get your fat ass out of bed--you have a date---uh, I mean, a modoeing assignment in Brussels in two hours!'"
     
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    I don't get how Beth can't watch herself on TV and not have a clue that her flailing hands & over the top expressions are so unappealing...she tries so hard to be funny and interesting and it just falls flat..every f*ing time.
     
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    Hang Loose Brah. :hat:
     
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    you fuck with nacho you get the horns :dontknow:
     
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    "My mother hung up the phowwwwn. Ran to church. Didn't talk to me for two weeks."

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    Jeezus...I could recite this story by now word for word....can't they come up with another 'cutesy' story for daytime tv??
     
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    what is a weight line in her hair?? I don't know what that means.
     
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