Guess Jason Kaplan's prize from Howard for being Employee of the Month.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    We all know that Howard considers it bullshit to reward someone with words alone,,,just ask Sour when he was named Caller of the Year on Mike Francesa's radio show and got nothing...Howard said it was bullshit! With that said, what do you think Howard got Jason..... I'm thinking Howard gave Kaplan a Thankyou card enclosed with 5 grand.

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  2. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    I bet he gets to pick up Howie's weekend kleenex pile.
     
  3. Rufus

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    Howard lets him clear the halls so he can get to the freight elevator before anyone talks to him.
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Anal.
     
  5. Johnny B

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    He got to keep a few of Howard's used toothpicks that he uses during the show.
     
  6. WonderWarthog

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    an elaborate system of trusses
     
  7. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    He allowed Jason to make and display a certificate of merit.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Howard will retweet one of Jason's tweet messages or whatever.
     
  9. Phillipmcd

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    It's a whole thing
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    No way in hell Howard would give any of his marbles to his staff. Its all about HIM!
     
  11. jyanks

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    Didn't he get his gift already - another show on 101?
     
  12. PI Nate

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    a stilletto?
     
  13. guruhugz

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    Jason got to fill his lungs with as much air as they would hold. Very generous gift.
     
  14. Uncle Larry

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    No extra cash (unless it's a contribution to the NSAL in Jason's name) - maybe Howard could do a photo shoot with Jason rocking some Varvatos gear in XXL sizes.
     
  15. PI Nate

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    thats it!!!! a photo shoot!!
     
  16. tv910

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    Agreed. Howard is under the delusion that he's a world-class photographer and his services are in great demand, so this would be the ultimate reward as far as he's concerned.
     
  17. Ruffypup

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    Just in.... Jason said his "prize" for being Employee of the Month was a career and life. :lol:
     
  18. TrotMeAround

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    Howard is going to pay for that obese fucks triple bypass.
     
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    Yeah, I hear it pays in pretzels and bottled water :lol:
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    A metal refillable water bottle.

    guess what goes bye bye in 2013!