Guess Stern's Excuse for Losing the Lawsuit?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Maybe Dawg will hand out some sort of prize to the people that get it right.

    "The Judge is a republican, Robin"
    "The legal system is broken, Robin"
    "These fucking republicans in washington!!!"
    "I cant take it anymore, Robin, Im taking the rest of the week off..."

    Bonus points if you guess exactly how many degrees off its axis the Earth is dislodged by the amount of Spin Howard will put on this bad boy.
     
  2. Guts83

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    "The Judge doesnt understand how much money I've made Sirius, Robin!"
    "The Judge doesnt watch AGT!"
     
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    I knew those Mayans were right! This is why we are all doomed!
     
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    "I'm not gonna talk about the lawsuit cause I've been advised not to". "Lets go to Bobo"
     
  5. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    The anti-semiitic excuse won't work as it looks like Howard shares the same faith as the judge and many Sirius/XM executives.

    He'll just need to go with "it's hard for a working guy to get a fair shake in court when he just tries to collect what's due from a big corporation".
     
  6. Guts83

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    From the other thread. I really had to search for it because everyones in that thread right now :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    Howard: "Fucking Sirius. They cut my show so much that now I can only do ONE show a week, Robin. I wish I was Oprah. All I would have to do is phone in. There's no money in the budget for anything. I cant even fill in the Artie Chair. Fucking Sirius. I only stay here because of people like JD. He'd be nowhere without me! I'll tell you this much... if I leave this company, Sirius will crumble! They dont know my fans' wrath. They know full well that I hit it out of the park everyday, Robin"

    Robin: "I was just about to say that!"

    Times like this are exactly what I have been looking for.
     
  7. Elisa Jane

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    Everyone hates me Robin! (He said that on today's show. Maybe he had a head's up.)
     
  8. Kickenwing

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    The Judge is a crazy feminist who hates me and my act.
     
  9. Halloween

    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    "That fuckin' cunt judge is such an elitist. She just can't bring herself to let a John Everyman like me make an honest pay. I bet she's a Judd Apatow fan. Everyone is against me. Wah."
     
  10. Martina

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    Howard will cry (literally) on the air and say he is a victim, he was used and abused by a big corporation. He will appeal the decision and hope to get Sirius to pay him off as a nuisance, because Howard will appeal or want to be PAID to go away. Then maybe he can get Nick Cannon's job on free radio since Howard was super jealous of him anyway and is happy Nick had to quit.
     
  11. Time Bandit

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    Howard: its not over
    Robin: I was just about to say that
     
  12. Martina

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    The judge was a woman, Robin, and obviously jealous that a young beautiful supermodel married me. Nobody believes Beth chose me, it's jealousy, and yes, we are appealing the decision and I can't talk about it but the judge has been invited to our Hamptons house.
     
  13. wife is a whore

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    Judge is an anti semite.
     
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    "the judge is a lesbian and Howard outted her ex-girlfriend as a hooker on the show. the judge is especially enraged because Howard got her lezbo gf to scream louder on the sybian than the gf ever did with the judge."
     
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    "Robin, I'm telling ya, the freaking judge must of been a fan of Apatow."
     
  16. RODFROMBAYSIDE

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    The Judge's reaction was looking at the lawsuit was this " You have to pay money for sirius and if you want to hear XM you have to pay a separate amount for that? Sounds like two companies to me FUCK THAT WIG WEARING BASTARD!"
     
  17. Rupert Pupkin

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    The $25 million bonus that was to be paid to Stern and $2.5 million to Buchwald if there was a merger sealed the deal. The bullshit lawsuit was over from Day 1.
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    "There is no dispute that after the merger, Sirius paid a fee of $25 million to One Twelve and $2.5 million to Buchwald as provided for in the XM Merger provision.

    Most importantly, to the extent the parties contemplated the relevance of new subscribers acquired by merger at all, they provided for their consideration under an entirely separate section
    entitled "XM Merger." The Agreement provides specific compensation to plaintiffs in the case of a merger with XM, and refers to those subscribers as "subscribers of the surviving company.""
     
  18. Time Bandit

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    cheap jew had to grasp for any marble possible...
    whats being humiliated compared to an extra marble?
    no contest
     
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    If she was half the judge I am on AGT she would have awarded me twice the money they owe me.
     
  20. harlock

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    I think I heard him say once that the judge would have to be drunk to rule against him, so maybe he will go with that. :burp: