Guess the baby's race

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  1. SouthernListen

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nation...tm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsite

    HOUSTON — Houston police are trying to determine why a man fatally shot himself while in his wife's hospital room just hours after she gave birth.
    Police spokeswoman Jodi Silva says the husband, whose name hasn't been released, died Monday at another hospital.
    A spokesman for Houston Methodist Willowbrook Hospital, where the shooting happened Sunday afternoon, says police promptly secured the area and people in the vicinity were not in danger.
    Silva says the woman gave birth around 1:30 p.m. Sunday. Police say the husband and wife were in her room hours later when he pulled a gun and shot himself.
    The wife wasn't hurt. Silva had no details on the gender of the baby, who wasn't in the room during the incident.
    Further details weren't immediately available.

    I wonder if it was a Sesame Street thing. ("one of things just doesn't belong here")
     
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    Jewish?
    :dontknow:
     
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    I figure the baby came out the wrong color, whatever that is.

    This story cracked me up when I read it tho. Don't know why.
     
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    Another Australian baseball player?
     
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    Mr. Potter, you're worth more dead than alive
     
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    hand out cigars, shoot yourself, its all the same
     
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    And he died at a different hospital! :rofl:

    Can you imagine that 911 call?

    "Hello, 911? Could you please send an ambulance to the ER at General Hospital for a GSW? Thank you."
     
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    that would be silly: once the kid grows up, he starts pulling 7 figure income and the parents move in with him.
     
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    [video=youtube;aD9wL0ffxqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD9wL0ffxqY[/video]
     
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    Or a cuckold session gone wrong. :dontknow:
     
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    Unless you're Howie. Then they won't even go visit you.
     
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    I love how both he and the mother are saying that it's just kids being kids. Because, you know, who didn't suck off a toddler when they were in the 4th grade? :facepalm:

    We are DOOMED!
     
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    When I was in nursing school, I was doing my rotation in Labor and Delivery in Tallahassee, FL... there was this uber-redneck family with a daughter giving birth... like 50 people in the room: cousins, 2nd cousins, aunts, grandparents.... it was chaos. The mom was like 19 and was newly married to some Bubba type with a dip in his mouth the whole time and camo jacket on like he just came out of the tree stand. When the baby was crowning, and the head was being born, that girl grabbed me by my FSU scrubs and pulled me to her, whispering frenetically "WHAT COLOR IS IT???" Well, you can't quite tell just yet with mixed race babies... there are some facial features that MAY indicate a mix, but their skin color hasn't quite reached it's normal hue. I was scared to death, with all these tough redneck family members around.... I told her "I can't tell yet"... she just went back to pushing.... and after the baby was born, I got the hell outta there asap. Never got assigned to that patient again, so never got to find out how that whole story ended. :dontknow:
     
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    Nothing like not knowing who your baby daddy is. :facepalm:
     
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    Epic.
     
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    Hoping Monk does something crazy in the hospital? :worried:
     
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    god no! :eek: