Guess the Race: Iowa Man Arrested for Assaulting Pregnanat Wife With McChicken Sandwhich

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  1. BuffaloTom

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    An Iowa man yesterday assaulted his pregnant wife with a McDonald's McChicken sandwich during a dispute in their Des Moines residence, police say.
    Marvin Tramaine Hill, 21, allegedly became upset when his spouse arrived home with “a McChicken from McDonald’s for him to eat prior to them going to their ultra sound for their unborn child,” according to a police report.
    Hill told cops that he does not like McChicken sandwiches, “so he threw the sandwich” at his 21-year-old wife. He then “picked up the bun and threw it at her again.” Elle Hill told police that her husband smashed the bun in her face. Police noted that Elle Hill “had mayo on her shirt and face” when first contacted by an officer.
    Since he was judged the primary aggressor during the incident, Hill (seen at left) was arrested for domestic assault and booked into the Polk County jail, where he remains locked up without bond. A Des Moines Police Department report notes a “mc Chicken” was the “tool or weapon used” during the crime.
    In addition to the baby on the way, the Hills are parents to a two-year-old daughter.
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    The Iowa thing threw me.
    But the McChicken sandwich thing brought it back home.
     
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    A brother just can't get a break. If his baby mamma would have just ask him first if he likes mcChicken this could have all been avoided.
     
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    Didn't the wife attempt to assault him first by giving him a mcchicken?
     
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    This pic should be perfect for @GaryPuppet . He is always asking for alittle head.
     
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    Tramaine? sounds chinee to me.

    and they spelled sammich wrong. :grad:
     
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    He was pissed as she forgot the special sauce
     
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    A brother who is both married and going with the woman to the ultrasound???? That is the fake story robin
     
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    :jj:

    he almost wasn't a stereotype. :facepalm:
     
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    by the way, i would never hit a woman but i would never ever ever hit a woman i was sleeping with. some will lie there thinking of ways to fuck you up. as they should.

    i had a gf throw a large rock at my head. we used it as a paperweight. the people watching said i closed the bathroom door just as the rock hit at head height. she was only a little bit pissed.
     
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    Women and Children's lives don't matta
     
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    I was going to say white because of the mayonnaise on the McChicken.
    According to the movie Undercover Brother, only whities love mayo.
     
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    Most likely a white chick? She probably placed the order because he "forgot" his wallet.
     
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    If she brought home that bullshit mcrib, he would have cut her head off.
     
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    where be da bonzs?
     
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    jewish eskimo :dontknow:
     
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    When he gets out of jail and becomes a rapper, will he be known as MC Chicken?
     
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    Wasn't this proven a fake?
     
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