Guess the State

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    man bitten while kissing venomous snake
    Friends say man caught water moccasin while swimming
    Author: Cathleigh WinninghavvPrint



    Investigators say 18-year-old Austin Hatfield captured the 4-foot-long cottonmouth while swimming last week.


    Friends say the teen was trying to kiss the snake when it struck, biting him on the lip.

    Hatfield was taken to the hospital in critical condition but is expected to make a full recovery.

    Cottonmouth snakes, sometimes called water moccasins, are extremely dangerous.

    Officials say Hatfield did not have a permit to keep the snake.

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    The Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is investigating.
     
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    The snake is doing God's work.
     
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    Florida?
     
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    I'm putting the smart money on Florida.
     
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    Missouri
     
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    It's amazing how you can always tell the race and the state.

    White, Florida. So easy. Where's my cookie?
     
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    Alaska
     
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    FL FTW
     
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    You know, if there is one state in the Union where Old Howie is likely to meet his maker in a fashion that is both appropriate and suitably ironic, that state is Florida.

    I mean, it really could be the kind of thing where he is about to give Beth her once-per-year low soft one, and a coral snake bites at an inopportune moment; or where some bizarre form of amoeba infects his infinity pool and then immobilizes Howard's brain during the one time he uses that dopey pool. Or maybe some naked, deranged Krokodil or Bath Salts wacko manages to circumvent Stern Security, jumps the wall and pulls a full blown Manson Family on Howard and everyone in the Compound.

    God bless Florida.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    who WOULDN'T kiss this?
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    So tempting!
     
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    at least it does not appear to have fangs hanging out, but maybe they are retractable.
     
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    Sounds like voodoo shit. Louisiana.
     
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    I think Austin Hatfield found out the hard way.
     
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    They are otherwise the snake couldn't close it's mouth.
     
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    Well, aren't you just a fountain of information! :grad:
     
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    I'm just like your little smiley!:c
     
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