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  1. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Woman Calls 911, Asks Police For Help Getting Refund From Her Drug Dealer
    [​IMG]After handing over her last $50 to a drug dealer for cocaine and marijuana, a Florida woman suffering from buyer’s remorse called 911 and asked cops for help in securing a refund.

    Katrina Tisdale, 47, explained to St. Petersburg police that she would be penniless until her next Social Security disability check arrived. Hence the pressing need to recover her $50 from the unnamed narcotics salesman.

    Despite Tisdale’s explanation for her two calls to 911 Monday evening, officers arrested her for misusing the police emergency system. Seen in the above mug shot, Tisdale was booked into the Pinellas County jail, where she is being held on $100 bond.

    According to jail records, Tisdale has been arrested many times over the past several years, including six arrests for cocaine possession. Tisdale was convicted in mid-2011 of calling 911 to falsely report that she had been robbed by her drug dealer.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/drug-refund-911-call-765902
     
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    Its amazing how often this happens :jj:
     
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    Flor-I-duh was my guess before I clicked on the thread.
     
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    PLEASE explain to me how to do this. :pray:
     
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    Around this part of the sticks, we used to say "Thank Gawd for Mississippi" to feel better about our state. We are considering changing it to ...thank Gawd for Florida.
     
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    You're one smart cookie. :up:
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    guys will also often call 911 to say a prostitute ripped them off

    people living on the fringes of society are often there due to really poor choices
     
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    You just dial 911 and tell them about your drug deal gone bad.
     
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    :haha: :giggle: :hilarious: :cwl:




    Smart ass :coffee:
     
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    :watchingyou:
     
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    Guiltyapolis Guiltyana
     
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    The state of retardation.
     
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    This sounds like a great practical joke to play on a buddy. Just steal his cell phone and make the call. :snicker:
     
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    I'm sure you've got more than a few work stories like these... :c
     
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    with any luck, she's popped out 5 kids who will all be great additions to our society. :yay:
     
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    I used to work with these two guys who got into a big argument once. They lived pretty close to each other.
    The one guy calls the other and says to meet him at the park down the street and he's going to go down there and kick his ass.
    The guy runs down to the park all pissed off and ready to fight.
    The one guy calls the cops and gives them a description of the other guy and tells them that he's down at the park flashing little kids.
    :cwl:
    About 5 cops show up and check the guy out and let him go. The guy who called the cops watched the whole thing and laughed his ass off the whole time.
     
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    Not a one. :fil:
     
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    Do we have to guess your state first?
     
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    The wiring in her brain is so screwed up from drugs that she doesnt understand what is real and what is not.
    The amazing thing is that most of you here are in the same state and dont even take drugs..:haha:

    Sorry Penguin dunno how myself so cant help ya.
     
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