Guess what I did for the first time ever last night?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I MADE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :cheer: :party: :dancin: :woot:
     
  2. Krusty

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  3. BrulesRules

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    made? :facepalm:
     
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    sex :tadah:
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    Did you do this because of Shine's warning about the impending bacon shortage?
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Did you cook bacon or did you make bacon? :dontknow:
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    how old are you 12?
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I'm gonna smack your pussy hair
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    Is your stove all greasy like Animal God's now?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay I cooked it

    Whatever the fuck :rolleyes:
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    You're not supposed to use the Internet today because of the Jew holiday. :oy2:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No the grease stayed mostly in the pan :cheer:
     
  13. Suzy

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    Just in time for the shortage, good job! What did you do with the grease?
     
  14. HAL

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    Kanye West gets beat up by 12 year olds
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't worry about it
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You didnt pour the grease down the drain did you?
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Sorry. Didn't mean to diminish your achievement. :jj:
     
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    What real men do, he drank it.
     
  19. Krusty

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    You should've cooked it in the oven . Less mess .
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    i thought sure you were going to say you didn't have fast food