News Guess what! I'm becoming a Sperm donor

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    After much thought I'm gonna be a Sperm donor. Lots of people can't have kids and I'm gonna help. Plus, the money is good.

    My genes are about to be spread all over the country. Hopefully the world.
     
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  2. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Bang your wife
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    She doesn't pay me
     
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    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Nice. That's a good deed you're doing.
     
  5. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You don't need a master's degree for that.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I figure this will be good Christmas money
     
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  7. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    How much do they pay?
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    $35 to $50 per specimen
     
  9. BobWeired

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    I misread the title, I thought you said you were about to become a good poster.
     
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  10. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    image.jpeg These guys helped thousands of ladies with that.
     
  11. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Not bad :bigthink
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's effort.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Solid beer money. No pun intended.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ripoff..
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I agree. My genes are worth a fuck of a lot more than that
     
  16. The Booey

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    I've been a sperm donor since I was 14.


    Granted, I've been donating sperm onto sheets of paper towel.


    And no one has ever paid me, but still....
     
  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Give the world herpes 2016.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Sucker
     
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  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...do they have a staff on hand to help out?
     
  20. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Please stop.
     
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