Guess what I'm going to be eating in 1 hour and 4 minutes, faggots?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So, you're not eating faggots?
     
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    :mad:
     
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    you goin to Tony Roma's? :buffet:
     
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    I'm gonna guess chicken.
     
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    No they all closed around here :tears:
     
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    It was a legitimate question.

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm going to my parents' house and Pops is doing up some ribs YA HEARD :cheer:
     
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    Your parents really shouldn't be eating ribs. If they have a heart attack and die, you're fucked.

    Tell them to cook healthier food from now on.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's Memorial Day! :cheer:

    They normally eat healthy stuff like fish

    But when I come over they know homey don't play that
     
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    They want you to die so they can afford to retire in peace.
     
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    I'm hanging out with the new girl immediately afterward and I told her I was gonna have BBQ sauce all over me for her to lick off and she was like OK and I was like :eek:
     
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    Gadmus just had a triple heart attack. Chriza, pops, and BBQ.
     
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    I don't know what kind of sides they're having. My Moms knows I LOVE cole slaw so hopefully she'll hook a nigga up.
     
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    :bsflag:
     
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    It's true! :pissed:

    She's probably lying though :what:
     
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    Did not read but I am going with everything for the win
     
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