Guess what is happening today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, Feb 10, 2014.

  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    If you need hints I will give them
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    It can't be sobriety :bigthink
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I don't wanna guess just tell me fuckface
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    You're getting a NEW CAR
     
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    Finally getting that abortion? :coffee:
     
  7. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    bwahhhahaha
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'm having another shitty sales day.
     
  9. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    something that has to do with my wife
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Charon's gonna stop rating threads.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You finally got her to sign a post-nup.
     
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    :c
     
  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    ok whatever fuck you fuckers
     
  14. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    your wife got you a job?
     
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    That's sum life ya got there :rag:
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I have had a job for months :dontknow:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Breast implants and/or liposuction
     
  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch Gold

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    Divorce is finalized
     
  19. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch Gold

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    She had that horse shoe removed from he keester
     
  20. Lemmy

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    Your "wife" is finishing the procedure?