Stern Show Guess what the cat-count in Stern manor currently is

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    EIGHTEEN!! Holy shit.

    But "only six are ours". Six alone is pretty bad. Trust me, one girlfriend I was with had us up to five. I like cats, but five was out of control.

    How the fuck does one have eighteen cats in their house??????
    The smell and the fur and the destructive scratching. They can pay poor Consuela to constantly scoop shit and run around with a giant lint roller, but there's NO WAY she can keep all of those cats from scratching Howard's shit to shreds.

    He is in hell...
     
  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    There's got to be a law against that.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    That's 19 pussies and one horse cock.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    1 is one too many.
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...that foster kitty room probably has its own ventilation system and its own chimney.
     
  6. GuyInTheFrontRow

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    When I finally quit listening to the show at the end of 2012 I remember him having 2 or 3 cats, and swearing that there was no way that he would ever have any more than that no matter what. Oh, how the blind and retarded kittens have come home to roost.

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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    its a big house


    but yes leave them fuckers at shelter so people can adopt them instead of dragging them home for attention

    whole thing is nuts
     
  8. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    All that comes to mind is Shioban and Jeff the vomit guy.
    Both had numerous cats and the Wig gave them hell. I wish a caller would bring it up.
     
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    Smells like:
    1. Cat Piss
    2. Cat Shit
     
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    Eighteen cats, but how many cat eyeballs? :bigthink
     
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    The smell.
    My God, the smell must be awful in that house.
     
  13. Getoninja

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    I'm curious to know how many people help Beth, cause with so many cats, not one person can take of them all.
    And she never posts pics of any help or getting dirty, just herself or Howard.
     
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    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

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    #freehoward

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  15. Quality Control

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    Accurate.

    I'm sure whomever walks into the cattery first thing in the morning is hit full in the face with the stench thusly:

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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Those people don't want to be famous. :grad:
     
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    She doesn't want to attract the attention of Homeland Security with pics of the help.
     
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  18. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    That's just disguusting. But like everything they say or do. Highly exaggerated. Moose would say anything.


    F mutt
     
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    Sounds like animal hoarding to me...they have a home not a shelter. Beth has evolved into a cat hoarder and Howard is too much of wussie to lay the law down and demand that she get rid of them. Six is bad enough but 18? In some jurisdictions that would definitely be considered hoarding and they would be ordered to get rid of them or face Animal Control coming in taking them out. They have a luxury apartment building and Howard's place alone cost millions and she's using it as an animal refuge? That apartment isn't equipped to take care of these animals in the way they should be.