Guess where I'm going this weekend?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 21, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The Cheesecake fucking Factory!!!!!!!!!! :dancin: :dj: :dancin:

    ...which pretty much means I better start looking at the menu now cuz that thing is thicker than @BrulesRules's cock :worried:


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    I was hoping for the local morgue. Goddammit
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Their pulled bbq pork sandwich is surprisingly good. Portion sizes are huge, even for your fat ass.
     
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    How many times have you done this thread now?:facepalm:
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    Their pizzas are not good however, stay clear of them.
     
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    The main page could really use another Melting Pot thread too.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm thinking of the ribeye steak too


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    I can't remember if I had one

    The last time I went I had a Caesar salad with chicken
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    I'm making my reservations there for valentine's Day, i'll make sure to make a thread about it.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    its silly that you plan dinners at these lame restaurants that you have already been to
     
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    That brown bread they give before your meal is good as dicks.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    when it comes to cuisine im going to call you Chriza Jr
     
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    I hope you both get food poisoning.
     
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    Too bad you're not that into sweets, their red velvet cheesecake is great.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    We're going cuz my Dad fucked up and was a total noob. :jj:

    He's always yelling at my Mom cuz she's noob as fuck and when she's on the internets she just clicks everything she sees and within hours her laptop or iPad is a virus farm. So last month he was on some website to get rewards for Visa points or something and his dumb ass clicked on something a bunch of times, and next thing you know, he's spent all my Mom's points on like 200 dollars worth of Cheesecake Factory gift cards.

    So they're taking us and our significant others to lunch
     
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    I agree, if he put a little effort into researching some local restaurants he could get fabulous food for the same price he's spending at a shitty chain :no:
     
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    I hope a piping hot gooey piece of cheese jumps out of the pot and burns your huge forehead.
     
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    k
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've only been there like twice and the menu is fucking huge and I was asking for advice from people who leave the house so you can go be Mexican somewhere else :smile: