Guess who is the Tails Pet Magazine "Foster Mama"

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  1. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Another obscure magazine cover for Beth and an interview with the usual drivel, but there were a few interesting quotes:

    http://www.tailsinc.com/2013/12/foster-mama/

    "With everything you have going on, who is doing most of the work?

    I am. I live out in the Hamptons full-time now, and go back to the city one or two nights a week depending on what I have to do. I’m with the kittens when I’m here, and have round-the-clock help when I’m not.

    At one point I had nine kittens, plus Mama Grace and her three newborns, in addition to my four resident cats. We do have housekeepers who help, but I do the majority of the morning feedings, the kittens I feed three times a day. There is so much poop I can’t even tell you. Oh my God! The cutest things in the world make the stinkiest poops in the world.

    What about your other TV projects? Anything exciting on the horizon?

    Mom Caves is no longer, that was just a one-season thing, and Spoiled Rotten Pets, that was just a one-season run, as well. I do have another project in the works but I didn’t sign anything yet, so I cannot talk about it. But it’s very exciting and it’s animal related. I’ve been so fortunate that I’ve been offered dream jobs working with animals."

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...cant wait until she hits the ground face first.
     
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    oh, i see, her shows didn't get cancelled. they were just a one season thing. i'll bet they were begging her to come back, but she had other stuff in the works.
     
  4. Bye You!

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    Photo by Howard?

    Gotta be. That pic is shopped to shit.
     
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    oh just one season things....that makes sense now :coffee:
     
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    Is that the new Christmas card? Probably, since Howard's not in it (again this year).
     
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    "I take my friends from NSALA—the operations person and the cat behaviorist. We go together to the municipal shelters and pull cats."


    operations person? is that like the poor girl she brow beat on television when she yanked a dog away or is it someone that actually cleans shit?
     
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    Her right leg looks too long and is very awkwardly positioned. I'm sure the picture was fine to begin with, why retouch it so much?? The only good that comes from that is that Beth probably feels insulted.
     
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    I see Beth is still lying about how the blind cat (Kitna - renamed Bella) lost it's sight. Beth's version:

    She had one of her eyes removed due to trauma as a kitten. Someone smacked her, or threw her, or abused her in some way. We had to remove one of her eyes and then she had surgery in the other eye.

    From the NSAL website:

    When they arrived at Animal League America, our veterinary team determined that Kitna suffers from microphthalmia, a congenital disease characterized by a small or absent small eye. Both of Kitna’s eyes are affected, which means she is blind. It is also possible that the severity of her condition was compounded by trauma, but we will never know for sure.
     
  11. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I bet its their Christmas card.
     
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    Oh so now it's not just her bravely going to kill shelters unstrapping the cats from the lil chair why she fends off the faceless evil staff of the kill shelters, saving the animoes just in time!

    BTW your pulling highly adoptable kittens not ferral cats.
     
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    I really don't understand why everyone doesn't hate her
     
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    You gotta love how these people don't have names. My good friends, this person, and that person.
     
  15. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Cat behaviorist. (I think it's a 6 yr online degree)
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    they are not calendar-worthy

    She never forgets Kimmel's name when she says they are such good friends, she knew Jonny Knoxville is called PJ

    I bet she doesn't know Pelican's daughters name
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    :omg:
     
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    Another lie, no way Beth actually went to the shelters. She keeps claiming the blind cat was pregnant when the shelter picked her up, the NSAL website says the kittens had already been born when she was brought in. If Beth was actually going to the shelters she'd know that.
     
  19. RonHeinzkaboot

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    A lot of catladies in this world.
     
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    That is some hideous decorating.