Guess Who Was Picked For Jury Duty

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tarpon1965, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    That's right, me and six women! I have to be back in court on Thursday for the trial. :facepalm:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    wut
     
  3. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Negative rep for you just because!
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ok cool!
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    banksy Eat Ritz

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    you dumbass... There's ALWAYS a way to not get picked... You just have to not be afraid to look like an asshole for a little while!

    Too late now... Enjoy your civil service! :cwl:
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fucking nazdrowzy :mad:
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    shoulda have said you were a racist
     
  9. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    :hhh: I'm sure he'll enjoy the hell out of it though.
     
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    I've never made it past voir dire...which is a relief, but I feel kinda guilty not doing my civic duty. I always figure that if I was on trial (Heaven forbid), I would want someone like myself on the jury. It's a good thing you are doing. Just be sure the Judge understands that you will be posting periodic updates about the trail to Dawg's Saloon.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I used to get selected every year where I used to live. They pick from registered voters. Must have been only 20 people registered down there.
     
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    hi Ouest
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I have known a few assholes who actually refused to register to vote because they didn't want to be called on for jury duty. They're always the type who bitch and moan loudest about politics, too.
     
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    I got it I got out of it and got paid for it:cool:
     
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    my wife was on a jury in a murder trial. Her Grandmother used to work for the victims father and that wasn't a close enough tie to keep her off. It was a freaky trial and she sent the perp up the river.
     
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    I would like to get on a jury...why wait until thursday? are you saying only 6 0f 12 have been picked?
    The guy will probably plead out before trial.
     
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    Do your damn duty crybabies!!! Jury Duty is a great experience.
     
  20. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    I'm way too important to waste my time with that bullshit. :D