Eastern Conference #ClubPTSGPPPGWLTGFGAGDHGHGDRGRGD 1D.C. United43241.7913743926132312161 2Sporting Kansas City42251.681276362610207163 3Toronto FC33231.439863536-117318-4 4Columbus Crew33251.328893532319516-2 5New York Red Bulls31241.2977103936326913-6 6New England Revolution30241.2591233136-518813-13 7Philadelphia Union27241.136993639-318118-4 8Chicago Fire26241.0846143137-615016-6 9Houston Dynamo25241.0471342545-201827-22 10Montreal Impact17240.7141552545-2015-410-16
Get out of here with that gay ass shit before I pound the teeth out of your mouth and feed them back to you one at a time.
I got it cause I have wonderful green eyes and that hat really makes them jump. I know it's gay. But i'm glad that i'm your niggger. (sorry, i don't pronounce "er" as "a")