Guess who's back in the market???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 29, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    ...for a new phone?

    @headerheader is because she dropped hers like a dumb faggot hahaha


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    was she drunk or something?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Probably, that bitch loves them 4 Lokos
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    4 lokos??? how the fuck old is she 16?
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You've been quite cross with her lately
     
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    HAL and Header are made for each other
     
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    oh im just bustin balls, she knows i love her
     
  9. Kanye West

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    i think you should have one more fling with her, just saying :dontknow:
     
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    I dont drink four lokos no mo :mad:

    but yeah I was drunk
     
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    what did you drink?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Is she willing to move to Canada? Because HAL don't leave Canada.
     
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    vodka
     
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    ahhhh my favorite
     
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    my apartment is cold as fuck but I dont want to use heat because Im a broke bitch
     
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    This is a good idea. He doesn't have to adopt her half Nigerian triplets or anything.
     
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    i thought you lived in public housing?
     
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    Set your car on fire.
     
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    Did you at least make out with the girl, Heather, or was the night a total waste?
     
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    youre kidding right?