Guests That Howard Won't Book - Week of April 14, 2014

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  1. MrJeff2000

    MrJeff2000 Member

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    Just a list of celebs who are promoting in NYC this week, most of whom will not be appearing on the show.


    WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE, Bravo
    Mo 4/14: Vicki Gunvalson, Kristin Chenoweth
    Tu 4/15: Heather Thomson, Tabatha Coffey
    We 4/16: Joan Rivers, Tracy Morgan
    Th 4/17: Lindsay Lohan
    Su 4/20: Quad Webb-Lunceford, Phaedra Parks


    THE VIEW, ABC
    Mo 4/14: Scott Foley, Todd, Julie, Savannah & Chase Chrisley, Claire Shipman, guest co-host Don Lemon
    Tu 4/15: Morgan Freeman, a performance from the Broadway cast of "Aladdin", guest co-host Margaret Hoover
    We 4/16: Bill O'Reilly, Christina Perri, guest co-host Sage Steele
    Th 4/17: Wendy Williams, Steve Schirripa, Susan Lucci, Ana Ortiz, Roselyn Sanchez, guest co-host Darby Stanchfield
    Fr 4/18: Marisa Tomei, Anika Noni Rose, Mekhi Phifer, Tichina Arnold, Marc Summers, guest co-host Lindsay Lohan


    LIVE WITH KELLY & MICHAEL, syndicated
    Mo 4/14: Jeremy Piven, "American Idol" castoff Malaya Watson
    Tu 4/15: Billy Bob Thornton, Alicia Silverstone
    We 4/16: Nicolas Cage, Whoopi Goldberg
    Th 4/17: David Duchovny, Max Greenfield
    Fr 4/18: Colin Firth, Margo Martindale
     
  2. Lester

    Lester Well-Known Member

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    Why do you put so much effort into this?
     
  3. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mockery often requires heavy lifting.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think 'can't' book would be more accurate.
     
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  6. MrJeff2000

    MrJeff2000 Member

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    "I've told Gary I don't want a lot of guests next week." – Howard Stern 5/7/14
     
  7. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Remember Gary said he went to The White House Correspondents Dinner to hand out his business card and meet with people that could be a guest on the show. According to Booey's booking philosophy in the past, he will now wait in his office for any them to call and beg to be on the show.

    Instead his phone will ring tomorrow and he will hear this:

    "Gary? This is Tan Mom calling. I thought of another bit I can do. Can I come in next week?"

    Gary, "Let's see...can you come in Wednesday morning? We have a bit with Bobo in the morning and an Eric the Actor and Johnny Fratto produced phone call after that. I can get you in after Howard's monologue and before Robin's News where hopefully we won't have to fix her microphone. Wait...scratch that. I just noticed we have Al Roker coming in. Howard will need two hours for that. Call me back in 2 weeks. Wait...we are on vacation in two weeks. Can you be here tomorrow for the Wrap Up Show?"
     
  8. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    None of them got the Williams sisters father. Score one for the monkey.
     
  9. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Another A+ interview. That was one thing Artie really added was when they had any athlete or someone in the studio talking about sports Artie could at least throw in some facts or questions. I have never seen a straight man so disinterested in sports like Howard (except for photo ops in the front row of Knicks games for his wife).
     
  10. sloth22

    sloth22 Active Member

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    He won't book Joan Rivers? I think you might be wrong about that...
     
  11. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Didn't the OP send some sort of "I wanna lick your balls tweet" to the wig and the wig responded. Memory is fuzzy but I thought BethSucks pointed it out.
     
  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Yep, It was about the Billy Joel thing. OP is a friend of Mutt's and has been on SFRT numerous times, not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    What a schmuck