Guests That Refuse To Leave....

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    There's a gal that my wife grew up with, she's married and has 4 kids. Every time they come over for any kind of visit, they move in. Gaaaaaawd it never ends with them! They were invited today for a lunch, it's been over 4 hours and they are still here. Their are kids played out and tired and whining and they are glued to the sofa looking for new things to talk about. I offered to throw them out and my wife shushed me. Every so often I sneak to my office to get away like now, and I still hear their brats crying. :banghead:
     
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    Start hitting on her friend.
     
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    I hear you. We have people over for Game of thrones every Sunday when the season is on. We are in Colorado so it is perfect, the show ends at 8. Pretty much everyone is gone by 8:30. One of my wife's friends stays until at least 9:30. This friend misses all the hints to leave. Told my wife not to invite her for the season opener.
     
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    You need to have a pre-planned excuse. "We are going to the movies at 5:00". "Johnny has a soccer game". Something.
     
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    Why do you let your wife invite her? Tell her to hook up with her over lunch some place in a galaxy far, Far away..............
     
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    Should say "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave".........

     
  7. HS Cult Leader

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    20 years ago, you bet, now after 4 kids....Pass!
     
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    You're looking at this all wrong. Attractiveness has no bearing here.
     
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    Update.. They finally left! My wife is wiping down our sofas and the chairs they sat in. The third brat was barefoot on one of my leather sofas throwing a tantrum because he refused to let them put on his shoes. :facepalm:

    My wife begged me to be patient. :argh:
     
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    She's god mother to my daughter. :doh:

    I actually like her, it's her irritating husband and kids that really annoy me.
     
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    "They drive me nuts, but the blowjob makes it all worth it."
     
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    Go to the bedroom, put on boxers only. Walk into the living room, puff out your gut and scratch your balls. Look at them startled and say "I thought you were gone". Turn on your heel, squeeze out a fart and exit. Voila!
     
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    Ask your wife to go visit them instead next time they want to get together.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Is he walking around naked now? :wtf:
     
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    Howard related because he kicks everyone out at 8pm when they got there at 6pm . Enough is enough Robin , I need to get to bed .
     
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    fast forward to like 18:50 for Howard's guest that would never leave.

     
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    Sounds like the wife owes you one! :thumbup2:
     
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    LOL! Even better if you chub up before entering the living room.
     
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    I can't force the issue because my wife is a good woman and has always treated me well, I just need to put up with this stuff sometimes.