Guinea Bans Bat Eating to Curb Ebola

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  1. larryluncg

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    Guinea has forbidden the sale and consumption of bats and warned against eating rats and monkeys as the country combats a spread of Ebola, a hemorrhagic fever with a mortality rate of as much as 90 percent.“We discovered the vector agent of the Ebola virus is the bat,†said Remy Lamah, the country’s health minister, in an interview from the town of N’zerekore today. “We sent messages everywhere to announce the ban. People must even avoid consumption of rats and monkeys. They are very dangerous animals.â€
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-...bats-to-limit-ebola-spread-warns-on-rats.html

    :dontknow: didn't know there was enough meat on a bat to eat.
     
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    Not just that, but bats are the last insect-killing animal they should be eating. They should be breeding bats and dragonflies to kill off the mosquitoes that perpetuate the malaria epidemic.
     
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    At first glance I thought your post read "Guineas ban eating" thought it was going to be an article about trying to keep their wives from becoming fat fucks.
     
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    That's exactly what it is. Has nothing to do with NEW Guinea, it's about Italians.
     
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    Pretty sure it's about Equatorial Guinea. :ulol:
     
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    [video=youtube;U24DAFW9kAQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U24DAFW9kAQ[/video]
     
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    ...or Guinea Bissau or just plain Guinea. There are three countries in Africa bearing the "guinea" in their name. :grad:
     
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    And these folks magically make us all better people when they move here.
     
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    Good God. This is not what they meant by diversity being a good thing.
     
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    the #1 reason i will never visit that part of the world is i hate bat met
     
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    Unlike you and Howard, I don't watch SNL, so if you're going to insult me you need to use less gay references.
     
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    You bear "guinea" in your name.

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    Guess if you think about it, there's gotta be bats in Howard Beach and Bensonhurst too, huh?