Gun in butt, Meth in vagina

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  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    (Howard Stern related: He likes butts and vagina's)
    A talent one can only aspire to attain.



    Women are full of secrets.
    Christie Harris, who was caught in jail this March with a loaded gun in her vagina and meth in her butt has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, according to The Smoking Gun.

    The Ada, Okla. woman pleaded no contest last week to charges including methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

    Harris was arrested in March, after a drug dog led cops to her car and a search of the vehicle uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol.

    While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because "she was on her period," according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed "a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area."

    That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.
    "It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm," Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR. "If it goes off, it's only going one place."
    The officer also "retrieved from Christie's buttock, two clear baggies containing a large amount of a crystal substance." That crystal substance turned out to be meth.

    News anchors at WGN-TV were yukking it up when Harris was first arrested. "The old caboose pistol -- everybody has one," anchor Larry Potash noted, while co-anchor Robin Baumgarten tries -- unsuccessfully -- to contain her laughter.
     
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  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    So just another ordinary weekend, huh?
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Talk about a DP! :bounce:

    (Actually, not that funny)
     
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  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    How loud does she pee?
     
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    Oh myyyyyyy....:wtf:
     
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  6. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gives new meaning to machine gun farts! :roll:
     
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    Kanger Well-Known Member

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    Does she sit or stand?
     
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    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    Packing heat!
     
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    think Ill have a BJ :dontknow:
     
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    How can you not dig a chick that brings her own gun and drugs to a party and turns it into a sexual adventure when it's time to find the shit?
     
  11. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    But does she pee in the sink?
     
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    Gun in butt, Meth in vagina?

    How about, Gun in Mutt, Beth in vagina?
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sometimes ya gotta do what you gotta do :bethsucks:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You ought to see what her bathroom situation is.:tzone:
     
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    "Now that's what I call a squirt gun!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!



    :snicker:

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    We all have flaws. I'd take her to dinner.
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Oh yeah, she's a party alright.

    You just have to make sure you bring the right kind of lube. ;)


    :giggle:


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    her vag is still too tight for my horsecawk
     
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    There's someone for everyone!

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  20. Beth Stern

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    Girl got 25 years. But at least her vagina won't have to suffer that indignant assault ever again.
     
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