Gun to Your Head: Shuli or Abe Kannen?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Listening to the unbelievably unfunny and incredibly lame Abe Kannen Show on 101 tonight, I wondered: if you had to listen to a 2 hour show hosted by Shuli or by Abe Kannen, who would you pick?
     
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    Abe, I would rather rub my nuts on a porcupine than suffer two hours of Shuli. :endit:
     
  3. KillVampires

    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    I'd take a chance that they'd miss.
     
  4. suckemnuckledus

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    Death by a fallen chimney trumps that all day....
     
  5. EricThMidgetSux

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    Shoot.
     
  6. Icculus

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    no idea who Abe Kannen is but he has to be funnier than the least funny person on Earth.
     
  7. Vashier

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    abe.... i just can't do shuli for 2 hours anywhere
     
  8. Hamptons

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    Abe without the terrible phony phone calls they are brutal
     
  9. knu3421

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    I'd rather listen to Beth say amazing 1 million times. Wait what?
     
  10. Lou Skunt

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    I still prefer the porcupine nut scratcher.
     
  11. Rodney21a

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    Jewish Mafia... Only reason these two guys have jobs on any type of radio.
     
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    Abe, that shit is college radio. I could care less what they talk about.
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    If I had to listen to 10 minutes of Abe I'd eat my own eardrums to make it stop.
     
  14. Chimney Portions

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    Abe. I'd rather listen to dying kittens than listen to Shuli.
     
  15. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    This question is not fair. I guess Abe.
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I caught a virus and lost half my hearing in December. I would probably ask for another virus.
     
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    I'd put one well directed shot into both of them. Side note: we should all punch ourselves in the face for buying into the "Revolution".
     
  19. kippy

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    Just pull the trigger.
     
  20. Tans Lover

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    I would choose Shuli knowing that after 10 minutes or so the gunman would turn the gun on himself