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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    How was your weekend fags :c

    I just got to work and took one of the ten most horrifying smelling dumps of my life
     
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    Wonderful.
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    The game got good.

    How is Grammie?
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude I'm so fucking pissed at her I don't want to talk about it
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I ate a bunch of bacon and onion pizza last night and today I am crapping black death
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Just remember she is very old and likely suffering for some cognitive difficulties now that might change her personality.
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She needs to fucking die already

    She's making everyone miserable
     
  12. gilaet

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    happy holidays
     
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    you're talking about jdwhat, right?
     
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    Racial Tensions Flare :emperor:
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    Yeesh.
     
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    Why do you shit at work? Its rude
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Right now I feel like my asshole is some sort of portal or interdimensional gate to the pits of hell and demons are emerging from the entrance to wreak havoc amongst this plane of existence
     
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    Schmoopys family says the same about him.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It doesn't make me proud to say it, but it's true

    Now she's being a cunt to the staff, who are wonderful people
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

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    They're used to it. My girlfriend is an RN at a nursing home. She doesn't take any of it personally.