At least he'll have access to the finest medical care in the world. Life is just better for everyone when there aren't any whites around to fuck it up.
My 8 year old did one of those off the couch in our living room "hey daddy, look!". Got a spanking like you would not believe
my 6 year old figured out how to dive off the diving board real good this summer and the dumb fuck dove in on the shallow end. Scared the shit out of me even though it is about 3 and a half feet there depending on the water level
My ex fil tried doing a backflip on a trampoline. Fat fuck landed square on his head and he couldnt feel his extremities for a couple of minutes, scared the shit out if himself.