Guy busted smuggling/wearing 30 bottles of beer into stadium

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    My dad always had the kids mule beer into the stadium.
     
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    They will probably try to sue him for taking business from the stadium.
    $8.25 for a can of Coors Light ?
    No fucking way Gange !
     
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    Wonder if he being the only one wearing a jacket on a sunny day gave him away. Sporting events are like movie theatres just a rip off.
     
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    In college we used to inject oranges with vodka, and for a few home games people would wonder why we're bringing so many into the stadium. Then they wised up and we had to go back to strapping on a wineskin full of vodka and kool aid.
     
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    My dad had some great ways of sneaking cans of beer into Three Rivers Stadium 20 or so years ago. He had this puffy fisherman's vest with the pockets all down it, which were perfect size for a can of beer. He'd fill each of those. They never asked to look in them. He's a big guy, guess it didn't look odd to them. Then he'd have more in a potato chip bag. This was when they still let you bring in some food, but it had to be sealed bags and containers. He'd take a big bag of chips, open them from the bottom and eat about half. Then put a few cans up in the bag and staple it shut. He'd be holding a grocery bag of stuff with the chips in it and the guys would just look down in to make sure the bag was unopened and he got waved by. He'd buy one beer at the stadium (before they were $9) to get one of their cups to drink from and for the rest of the game he'd be pouring his cans into it. He'd probably sneak in 10 to 12. Then he'd drive us home. :)

    It's absolutely true, but I have no proof, so I will avoid the chance of getting sued and not say his name. There was/is a big name sportscaster we saw getting into his rental car after a late game. We'd stay in the parking lot until most of the cars were cleared out (and my dad would drink more beer), so it was basically just us around when we saw him walking to his car. We went over to chat with him and he was holding a big cup of beer. He was real cool, spoke with us briefly and then said "Well, fellas, I gotta catch a plane" and sat down in the car, still holding and drinking the beer and drove off.
     
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    Ha!
    Fuckin' balls on this guy!
     
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    paying for beer at any sort of event is a fucking nightmare.

    I went to a big music festival in downtown Calgary a few years ago and was dreading the prices when I walked to the beer vendors but it was only $2 for a large size can of Pilsner beer (Canadian brand) because they were sponsoring the event. pretty decent beer too....it was the best day of my life!!

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    Great story! Was the Sportscaster well known, but a local guy?
     
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    Nope, very nationally known. Still is.
     
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    now I gotta go back and read the whole thing
    :mad:
     
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    I sneak water and soda into the movie theater.
     
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    Great story. I remember my dad and uncle used to go bar hopping, get shitfaced, and drive home. Drunk driving was no big deal before around 1978.
     
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    It looks like anyone of them could be a suicide bomber. Security did the right thing.
     
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    I think I got the worst beer shits ever from something like this once in Canada. Probably because someone did a big shit in the beer vat and they figured out they could sell it to unsuspecting Canadians and American tourists desperate for cheaper beer.
     
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    Hahahha Ok. I was ready to put money on it being........


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    @30 seconds watch the handoff through the bars to the guy on the exit side of the gate

    The guy who got caught was a diversion, intentionally caught.
     
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    An old Yankee stadium trick

    wear cowboy boots, slip a bunch of airplane size liquor bottles into them

    when you get inside, just buy some soda a mix it in :grad:

    My buddy still does this for concerts and stuff, he'll never grow up :rofl:
     
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    When I was a senior in high school I worked as an usher at a movie theater. As an incentive we could keep any booze or pot we caught being snuck in. Made my weekends a lot cheaper while I was working there :cheer:
     
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