Dumped man's bizarre Reddit post shows he REALLY can't handle break-up with his girlfriend In a lengthy and bizarre post, the man shares his tears, vomiting and even defecating after being told the news Tears: Breaking up is never easy, but this man really, REALLY struggled to cope Breaking up is never easy - but this man is REALLY struggling to come to terms with his new relationship status. Posting on Reddit under the username Moggle_party, the man starts the lengthy post telling users: "Tonight my girlfriend broke up with me." He was told the news via text while hanging out with pals at an internet cafe, and decided to rush home to deal with the situation. The 23-year-old wrote: "Against all the odds I make it to the bus stop without crying. But the bus isn’t coming for ages. "I'm pacing up and down checking and re checking my phone. Re reading the msg getting depressed all over again." After getting on board, he describes getting into an argument with the bus driver before planning to head home, get changed, and then go for a run. Reddit: The post has made users laugh, cry and scratch their heads But, as the post gets increasingly bizarre, he hits a problem when he gets home. "I need to s***. Like really need to s***. I pause at the door think about risking it. I do not risk it. "I nearly s*** myself. Bathroom door flies open, I fly onto the seat and thankfully don’t s*** on myself." "I start crying. Like really f****** crying. I have never cried like this before. All the while this torrent of tears was coupled with what I can only describe as some of the most explosive s****** I have ever produced. "Probably would have been one of the funniest things I’ve ever done and If I wasn’t sobbing like the world was ending I probably would of laughed." But that isn't all. As the surreal post, which is a whopping 1,080 words long, draws to a conclusion, he then describes in detail how he began projectile vomiting. "It’s acidic, it burns, it kickstarts the tears again and it just keeps going! Are you f****** kidding me body? "I vomit up the past months food." His misery was not yet over however. "I just walk home. Stepped in dog s*** on the way back, because you know, have to keep the misery as high as possible. "And now I’m here sobbing silently onto my keyboard." Since the post was uploaded, hundreds of users have shared their thoughts and lent the man support. One stunned user simply commented: "This is beautiful."